The Dark Lord of the Sith received a suspended sentence on May 13th.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/
Rumor has it he has to shovel up Ewok poo on Endor for 12 months.
Here's the video of the attack. Unfortunately it isn't as funny as the article above or the images it conjures - until you look at how "Darth Vader" is dressed. It's at that point that you can really appreciate the comment about "having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2 gallon box of wine beforehand."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LHjL5EvfKs&feature=related
I'll bet he was Force Vomiting later or perhaps shooting Dark Explosive Diarrhea.
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